A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide
under your skirt? I'll explain later."
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked," Sister, have
you seen a soldier ?"
The nun replied, "He went that way ."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out>from under her skirt
and said, " I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to
Iraq . "
The nun said, "I understand completely.
"The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair
of legs !
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have
seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
Subject: The soldier & the nun 
October 21st 2007, 5:39 pm
