Subject: Bed sheets
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
>>>> last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
>>>>
>>>> Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
>>>> latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed
>>>> with
>>>> diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
>>>>
>>>> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
>>>> bed
>>>> sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
>>>>
>>>> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
>>>> started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to
>>>> get
>>>> the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a
>>>> tangled pile
>>>> at his feet.
>>>>
>>>> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
>>>> sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter),
>>>> and who had
>>>> watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is
>>>> going
>>>> on here?"
>>>>
>>>> The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit
>>>> out
>>>> of a ghost."
>>>>
>>>> Happy Halloween
Subject: bed sheets 
October 25th 2007, 11:57 am
