http://nobodys-perfect.com/vtpm/index.htmlWelcome to the Virtual Toilet Paper Museum, a tribute to that much-maligned material which plays such an important role (or should that be "roll"?) in our everyday lives. Come inside and view our extensive collection of brands from the mundane to the exceeding rare, wondrous toilet-paper-related artworks of unusual beauty, and myriad informational exhibits.
Our facility is rated suitable for the entire family. On the technical side, we have endeavored to create a facility which is accessible to all, however for the richest viewing experience we recommend 800 x 600 or higher screen resolution, a reasonably fast Internet connection, and a JavaScript-enabled browser. We apologize to those with less-capable equipment and hope that your visit will still be an enjoyable one.
Admission is free; we would appreciate the donation of a link. We several free souvenirs in our gift shop for this express purpose.
~ Our guarantee: if you are not 100% satisfied with your experience, we will cheerfully refund the price of admission. ~
Subject: The vitual toilet paper museum 
December 19th 2007, 3:04 am
