The difference between a dog and a cat

Q) What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

A) A dog will drop everything and come when you call. A cat will check its schedule, and fit you in.

What did the cat call it when all the dogs left town?

Good mews!

Why do some of our canine friends prefer to stay home?

Because it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!

Two men are sitting on a bench, one man saw a dog by the other man and asked if his dog bites. The man said no. So the other man reaches down to pet the dog and the dog bites him. The Man said "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite". The other man said "that's not my dog" .

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, he's just for good luck. A third child brought the argument to a close. "They use the dog, she said firmly, " to find the fire hydrant."

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Those are too cute. I had to pass them along to my pet loving family members.