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Zodiac sign : Cute wittle goat with the wittle tail
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Registration date : 2007-10-20

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PostSubject: The Coma   The Coma Icon_minipostedOctober 20th 2007, 5:59 pm

Subject: Bubba's sister


Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which causes
her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and
sees that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby.
The Doctor replies: "Ma'am, you had twins - a boy and a girl. The babies
are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, Oh, no! Not Bubba, he's an idiot!
Expecting the worst, she asks the
Doctor: "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor answers.
The new mother thinks, Wow! That's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong
about my brother. I really like the name Denise. Then she asks the
Doctor: "What's the boy's name?"
The Doctor replies: "Denephew"
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PostSubject: Re: The Coma   The Coma Icon_minipostedOctober 22nd 2007, 2:01 am

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Number of posts : 2763
Age : 42
Location : On your mind
Zodiac sign : Cute wittle goat with the wittle tail
Hobby : Staying on top of the game
Registration date : 2007-10-20

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PostSubject: Re: The Coma   The Coma Icon_minipostedOctober 26th 2007, 8:08 pm

I actually was ready to give him credit til the end. Sounds like something my uncle would do. :lol:
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